okay breathe. it's time to smile.

long story why i've started listening to the radio lately. my laptop went to the laptop hospital for a month, so i can't add new songs to my phone. can't play anything new, and i'm kindof tired of the songs. so i tune in to RX monster radio because my co-teacher said it's a good station, and the songs are the songs i'd like to hear. so okay. HAHAHA. the DJs are sabaw, Chico and Delamar are laughing forever haha nakakatuwa lang to listen to them. and so Chico subtly plugs his blog, and off I go. was just curious how DJs look like. do they really look like how they sound? (YA'LL YALL??? KNOW WHAT I MEAN) and i found myself laughing forever to this. HAHAHA read it. :) because laughing is good for everyone. :)

from www.chicogarcia.wordpress.com

June 1, 2009 → The Top Ten Dumbest Things You Heard Anyone Say In School

1. Infrared – Religion teacher: “Let us all close our eyes and sing,’Open Our Eyes Lord’.”
2. Carmine – Teacher: “When the odds are against me…I will against them!”
3. Specialist – Our teacher showed us a picture of a dog then asked: “Class, what breed is this dog? Japanese Speech or Cocker Spaniard?”
4. Mira Nova – Our teacher once said: “Okey sinong mga absent, itaas ang kamay!”
5. Brie – Teacher: “It happened both in the 1st and 2nd World War II.”
6. Pawee – Our teacher once said: “If I catch you cheating, I will give you additional minus!”
7. No name – We asked our teacher who just came from vacation: “Sir, kelan kayo bumalik?” His answer: “Bukas!”
8. Nash – Prof in hydrology: “Malls now are using waterless urine!” (waterless urinals)
9. Abernathy – We asked our music teacher: “Can you differentiate major and minor chords?” She answered: “Yes you can, they’re different.”
10. Oscar Dela Hopia – Teacher: “Get one whole sheet of pad paper.” Classmate: “Ma’am, crosswise or lengthwise?”
11. Cha Park – During an exam our prof said: “Time’s up! Come to me, papers!”
12. Mr Miser – After singing our Alma Mater song, a classmate asked our teacher: “Ma’am sino ba si Alma Mater?” Our teacher answered: “Si ano…si kwan…si Madam Principal.”
13. Girltemperamental – Our math teacher entered the classroom and said: “Get out…get out…”, so we started exiting one by one. Then he said: “Where are you going?” We answered: “Sir, you said get out.” He said angrily: “I wasn’t finished! I was going to say, get out your calculators!”
14. Abernathy – Teacher: “Class, you know jumping jack? You know, you open the box and jack will jump?”
15. Tyron – A classmate asked our teacher: “Ma’am, namamana po ba ang pagka-baog?”
16. Mr. Perk – Teacher: “Spell orange.” Classmate: “Sir, yung color o yung fruit?”
17. Xuxalera – Early Monday, our teacher barged into our classroom: “Sinong naglagay ng munggo sa aquarium? Ayan, puro toge!!!”
18. Jorik – Our English teacher told us: “Today we will only speak English. Maliwanag?”
19. Cherry – A classmate told me: “Ay ang cute ng mga sintas mo, luminou!” I corrected her: “Luminous!” She said: “Ay, oo nga pala, plural…”
20. No name – Our teacher asked us to bring colored puto. So the next day, we all bought from Goldilocks their colored puto. Our teacher was so angry. He yelled: “I said bring colored puto! Colored putograp!”
21. Mickey – Teacher: “Class we have a spelling exam today.” Classmate: “Ma’am, wrong spelling wrong?”
22. Febkinse – Teacher: “Class give me an example of a tag question.” Classmate: “Teacher is beautiful, isn’t she?” Teacher: “VERY GOOD! Okay, sa Tagalog naman.” Classmate: “Si Ma’am maganda, hindi naman diba?”
23. Poohbear – Teacher: “The classroom is so dirty! Get a broom and broom the room!” (kumuha ka ng walis at walisin mo ang silid)
24. No name – Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?” Classmate: “A teacher?” Ayun, instant quiz.
25. Sasha Purse – Teacher: “May piraso ako ng baboy, hinati ko sa dalawa. At bawat piraso hinati ulit sa dalawa. At bawat piraso hinati ulit sa dalawa ng 16 pang beses. Meron akong…” Classmate: “Ma’am giniling!”
26. Antidote – During a cultural program, our teacher gave instructions: “Lahat ng lalaki magbabahag! Kahit anong kulay, basta red!”
27. Kolboy13 – We were grouping ourselves into 6 groups, but group 6 was incomplete. Our teacher with a heavy accent asked: “O, sino pang gustong sumali sa group sex?”
28. Acer’s Wifey – In our marketing class, our teacher gave an example of a product warning: “Cigarette is bad for smoking.”
29. Lockon Stratos – Teacher: “Sinong may alam ng sagot sa equation na ito?” Classmate: “Ma’am kayo!”
30. Febkinse – Teacher: “Class, anong kaibahan ng 69 sa 6.9?” Student: “Ma’am yung 6.9 mas kadiri kasi may period.”