horoscopes

I half-believe in horoscopes. I know some are ridiculous like "scorpio: wag kang mag suot ng red, baka manakawan ka." haha. but some have 50% truth in it. Like the other week, I just had a sun phone, and my horoscope was "tawagan mo na, baka magtampo sayo yun." yes, there was a little truth as someone was expecting my call that day. HAHA

So today, my horoscope reads:

SCORPIO

Love - Dinadaan mo sa bilis eh gusto niya bagalan mo. (BWAHHAHAHAHHA)

Money - Kahit rich ka na, type mo pa rin ang fishball. (HAHAHAHAH)

Career - Pakinggan mo ang reklamo ng iba. (hmmm)

for other horoscopes, tune in (TUNE IN?? HAHA) to the Libre part of the Philippine Daily Inquirer. or. just keep on reading! :)

CAPRICORN

Love-Nagpapaapekto ka na masyado sa kanya

M - pumirma ka muna kung walang pambayad

C - Kapag masaya ka sa work mo, pumalakpak

AQUARIUS

L-curious ka nung una, ngayon obssessed na (go out of the closet na teh! kidding!)

M-Kabilang ka sa sampung mananalo (ng utang! bwahah btw the ones in parenthesis are just my side comments ha!)

C-tumahimik ka at baka mali pa sabihin mo

PISCES

L- hindi masama ang mag-usap lang noh!

M-tabing riles ka nakatira pero mansyon naman (wtf??? HAHA)

C-malakas pang-amoy, mahina pandinig

ARIES

L-kapag di ka pinansin, feel mo mamamatay ka

M-Puri sana pambayad mo pero wala ka na nito

C-wag mag-alala, marami ka pa ring fans

TAURUS

L-intense ka masyado, bawasan ang lipstick

M-wag nang tanggapin ang bayad sa iyo

C-Huminahon ka muna bago sumabak uli

GEMINI

L- hoy mga baraso mo, lumaki na naman (wtf????)

M-mahuhuli kang nagsha-shoplift (at dahil alam mo na, di na totoo ang horoscope na ito)

C-Kahit mahirap natutuwa ka naman

CANCER

L-kailangan ng focus, sa kanya lang tumingin

M-kinakati ka sa iyong mahal na underwear

C-lakasan ang pukpok para pumasok

LEO

L-mag-aasawa ka ng bumbero (hot men! HAHA)

M-gusto mo bonggang kasal??? asa pa! (wawa ka naman! haha)

C-kapag pagod na sa katatayo, eh di umupo

VIRGO

L- magpropose ka in private, huwag in public (rejection humiliation?? HAHA)

M-wag mukhang inosente nang hindi holdapin

pabulong o pasigaw, pareho lang sa bingi (wtf???? HAHA)

LIBRA

L-sayang at hindi totoo ang tsismis sa inyo (sad)

M-nagkapera ka lang umarte ka na

C- yari! wala kang dalang tissue paper (bawal matae today!)

SAGITTARIUS

L-mabobosohan mo siya nang di mo sinasadya (dahil dyan, sasadyain mo na! HAHA)

M-isinangla ng boyfriend mo ang hikaw mo

C-bitawan mo na ang pagkapretensyoso mo

this horoscope is hilarious. I didn't get this from any site, transcibed from the Philippine Daily Inquirer Libre Magazine, by yours truly. HAHAHA. it's up to you if you want to believe it, half-believe it, or like charice says "i can't bilibit!" hahahah!

meanwhile, premier last night of the first ever Filipino musical. i'm so proud. i can't wait to watch! watch the trailer below!

did you watch last night's finale episode of glee???

i did. i cried. i laughed. i loved.

(was just a bit disappointed, ETC kindof promoted the Mike-Tina-Artie love triangle and the QuinnSchuester issue, i was waiting for it in the finale. boo ETC)

OKAY BACK TO WORK!

Have to prepare my classroom for my first-time preschoolers!

Teacher Timee