Tuesday, June 29, 2010
WHAT A WEEK!!!
Friday, June 25, 2010
whatttuuuuuppppppp
okay breathe. it's time to smile.
June 1, 2009 → The Top Ten Dumbest Things You Heard Anyone Say In School
- Infrared – Religion teacher: “Let us all close our eyes and sing,’Open Our Eyes Lord’.”
- Carmine – Teacher: “When the odds are against me…I will against them!”
- Specialist – Our teacher showed us a picture of a dog then asked: “Class, what breed is this dog? Japanese Speech or Cocker Spaniard?”
- Mira Nova – Our teacher once said: “Okey sinong mga absent, itaas ang kamay!”
- Brie – Teacher: “It happened both in the 1st and 2nd World War II.”
- Pawee – Our teacher once said: “If I catch you cheating, I will give you additional minus!”
- No name – We asked our teacher who just came from vacation: “Sir, kelan kayo bumalik?” His answer: “Bukas!”
- Nash – Prof in hydrology: “Malls now are using waterless urine!” (waterless urinals)
- Abernathy – We asked our music teacher: “Can you differentiate major and minor chords?” She answered: “Yes you can, they’re different.”
- Oscar Dela Hopia – Teacher: “Get one whole sheet of pad paper.” Classmate: “Ma’am, crosswise or lengthwise?”
- Cha Park – During an exam our prof said: “Time’s up! Come to me, papers!”
- Mr Miser – After singing our Alma Mater song, a classmate asked our teacher: “Ma’am sino ba si Alma Mater?” Our teacher answered: “Si ano…si kwan…si Madam Principal.”
- Girltemperamental – Our math teacher entered the classroom and said: “Get out…get out…”, so we started exiting one by one. Then he said: “Where are you going?” We answered: “Sir, you said get out.” He said angrily: “I wasn’t finished! I was going to say, get out your calculators!”
- Abernathy – Teacher: “Class, you know jumping jack? You know, you open the box and jack will jump?”
- Tyron – A classmate asked our teacher: “Ma’am, namamana po ba ang pagka-baog?”
- Mr. Perk – Teacher: “Spell orange.” Classmate: “Sir, yung color o yung fruit?”
- Xuxalera – Early Monday, our teacher barged into our classroom: “Sinong naglagay ng munggo sa aquarium? Ayan, puro toge!!!”
- Jorik – Our English teacher told us: “Today we will only speak English. Maliwanag?”
- Cherry – A classmate told me: “Ay ang cute ng mga sintas mo, luminou!” I corrected her: “Luminous!” She said: “Ay, oo nga pala, plural…”
- No name – Our teacher asked us to bring colored puto. So the next day, we all bought from Goldilocks their colored puto. Our teacher was so angry. He yelled: “I said bring colored puto! Colored putograp!”
- Mickey – Teacher: “Class we have a spelling exam today.” Classmate: “Ma’am, wrong spelling wrong?”
- Febkinse – Teacher: “Class give me an example of a tag question.” Classmate: “Teacher is beautiful, isn’t she?” Teacher: “VERY GOOD! Okay, sa Tagalog naman.” Classmate: “Si Ma’am maganda, hindi naman diba?”
- Poohbear – Teacher: “The classroom is so dirty! Get a broom and broom the room!” (kumuha ka ng walis at walisin mo ang silid)
- No name – Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?” Classmate: “A teacher?” Ayun, instant quiz.
- Sasha Purse – Teacher: “May piraso ako ng baboy, hinati ko sa dalawa. At bawat piraso hinati ulit sa dalawa. At bawat piraso hinati ulit sa dalawa ng 16 pang beses. Meron akong…” Classmate: “Ma’am giniling!”
- Antidote – During a cultural program, our teacher gave instructions: “Lahat ng lalaki magbabahag! Kahit anong kulay, basta red!”
- Kolboy13 – We were grouping ourselves into 6 groups, but group 6 was incomplete. Our teacher with a heavy accent asked: “O, sino pang gustong sumali sa group sex?”
- Acer’s Wifey – In our marketing class, our teacher gave an example of a product warning: “Cigarette is bad for smoking.”
- Lockon Stratos – Teacher: “Sinong may alam ng sagot sa equation na ito?” Classmate: “Ma’am kayo!”
- Febkinse – Teacher: “Class, anong kaibahan ng 69 sa 6.9?” Student: “Ma’am yung 6.9 mas kadiri kasi may period.”
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
You will be missed.
It was true. You left without saying goodbye.
I'm still trying to understand why, I'm still trying to understand what happened.
It's not yet sinking in.
Roy naman ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :(
and by the way, you were wrong.
madaming pumunta. madaming nagmamahal sayo.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
i want to cryyy!!!!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
horoscopes
you know what's funny?
when the answer's just right in front of you all along.
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(the answer is funny BTW. HAHA. i'll tell you if you ask. tagging @Jermaine Dimayacyac here. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
on tardiness
Friday, June 4, 2010
CEBU
3Months in a Nutshell
Camping out in ellein's farm! :)
BlueRoast with Block C! :)
I'm a happy graduate! :)
and so are the Block C people! :) yikee!
YES, I curtsied after I got my diploma!
nice shot Josh! :)
then over the Holy Week, we went awaaay!
Prudencia 2010 with the Concepcions!
We were having a water balloon/watergun fight,
when I pulled out the buckets! BWAHA
It was a blast!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
What Teachers Make by Taylor Mali
What Teachers Make
(OR, IF THINGS DON’T WORK OUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO LAW SCHOOL)
He says the problem with teachers is
"What’s a kid going to learn
from someone who decided his best option in life
was to become a teacher?"
He reminds the other dinner guests that it’s true
what they say about teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the dinner guests
that it’s also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we’re eating, after all, and this is polite company.
"I mean, you’re a teacher, Taylor." He says.
"Be honest. What do you make?"
And I wish he hadn’t done that
(asked me to be honest)
because, you see, I have a policy in my classroom
about honesty and ass-kicking:
if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional Medal of Honor
and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time
with anything less than your very best.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question, so put your hand down.
Why won’t I let you go to the bathroom?
Because you’re bored.
And you don’t really have to go to the bathroom, do you?
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
Hi. This is Mr. Mali. I hope I haven’t called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something your son said today.
To the biggest bully in the class, he said,
“Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don’t you?”
And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids wonder,
I make them question,
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful
over and over again until they will never misspell
either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math
and hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand if you’ve got this [brains],
then you follow this [heart],
and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this [the finger].
Here, let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
Teachers make a goddamn difference! Now what about you?
YEAH WHAT ABOUT YOU? :)